{"product_id":"skid-shot-tp-blaster","title":"Skid Shot TP Blaster","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: sans-serif; font-size: medium;\"\u003eTurn a classroom slacking activity into an all-out toilet paper assault and arm yourself with the Skid Shot. This irreverent rifle shoots slimy wads of toilet paper up to 30 feet! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: sans-serif; font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cbr style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: sans-serif; font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: sans-serif; font-size: medium;\"\u003eLoad a roll of two-ply onto the faucet-inspired spool, fill the reservoir with spit-free water to moisten your missile, crank the loader to feed a sheet into the chamber, slide the action to pressurize the paper, and pull the trigger to let fly your perfect spitball!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: sans-serif; font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cbr style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: sans-serif; font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: sans-serif; font-size: medium;\"\u003eLess gross than using saliva and more fun than blowing through a straw, the Skid Shot takes spitballing to a new level.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch1 style=\"font-size: 2em; margin-top: 0.67em; margin-bottom: 0.67em; color: rgb(255, 120, 62); font-family: sans-serif;\"\u003eFeatures \u0026amp; specs\u003c\/h1\u003e\u003cul class=\"productHighlights\" style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: sans-serif; font-size: medium;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.3;\"\u003eShoot a roll of toilet paper spitballs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.3;\"\u003eLooks like a modified long gun\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.3;\"\u003eEasily and reliably creates moistened spitballs and shoots them up to 30 feet (9.1 m)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.3;\"\u003eCleanly creates spitballs with fresh bathroom tissue and a water reservoir (no real spit)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.3;\"\u003eUses regular TP you'd buy at the store\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.3;\"\u003ePump action with no batteries required\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.3;\"\u003eApproximate dimensions: 21\" x 5 1\/2\" x 8 1\/2\" (53 cm x 14 cm x 21.6 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"line-height: 1.3;\"\u003eLeaking during operation is normal and expected (It's just water!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Best Up","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":30221117096024,"sku":"21751619-no-original-box","price":68.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0262\/4274\/4408\/products\/product-image-851569939.jpg?v=1568950088","url":"https:\/\/xmasstrees.myshopify.com\/products\/skid-shot-tp-blaster","provider":"XmasDuke||The Deals You NEED","version":"1.0","type":"link"}